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hellsite-yano:

Never gets old seeing posts that so earnestly and genuinely explain something that is 100% obvious to anybody who doesn’t spend their life hopelessly online

shnaudenfreuid:

hellsite-yano:

Your honor I am suing the prosecution for defamation. The implication that my client used an “Improvised Explosive Device” is an insult to its craftsmanship, as my client used only the finest materials in this pipe bomb

hellsite-yano:

Anons when they send you a callout for someone you reblogged two months ago and you don’t immediately respond with “omg I didn’t know i’m SO sorry deleted :/”

Some of them just hop in your asks more like this

imakuni:

obtaining roms

edge emulation (missing some consoles; CD-based games come in compressed formats such as CHD; very fast DL speed)

cdromance (mostly has games for CD-based consoles; games come in uncompressed iso or bin/cue; has a lot of pre-patched rom hacks; medium-fast DL speed)

alvro collection spreadsheet (pretty much everything, including many newer consoles; slightly inconvenient to navigate; download site limits to 1 download every 30 mins, can be worked around with vpn; very fast DL speed)

planetemu (largely in french; has a lot of obscure titles other sites lack; fast DL speed)

script that lets you download from emuparadise post-shutdown (pretty much everything; medium DL speed; can occasionally be uncooperative)

ROMs Megathread/Archive (everything, really; slow DL speed; usually a last resort if you can’t find something anywhere else)

i don’t currently recommend vimm’s lair due to very slow speeds and offering nothing that isn’t on other sites

sites offering 3ds/switch games get shut down very frequently so i won’t be linking them in order to keep this post from getting outdated but you can find them if you snoop around reddit (the 3dspiracy and switchpirates subs in particular) a little

softmodding and loading roms on some popular consoles:

Switch

Wii

3DS, Vita, Wii U

PS2

PSP

recommended emulators and emulation guides:

Emulation General Wiki

romsets:

Cylum’s Romsets (my personal favorite - not fully complete sets but heavily curated, so no going through a million revisions of the same game)

for 1fichier directories, you can use a tool like 1fichier-dl to download in bulk. i’d recommend doing this on the alvro collections if you want more complete sets.

netplay:

wanna play with your friends online?

fightcade covers nes, genesis, pc engine, dreamcast, along with a variety of arcade boards from capcom, snk, sega, and konami. it has snes as well, but it has input/performance issues. all platforms on it have rollback netcode.

mednafen covers psx, saturn, pc engine cd and sega cd, and i find its snes performance better personally. delay-based netcode with server structure. here’s a pre-packed version with a gui included and here’s a netplay guide i largely wrote myself.

other than that, dolphin is naturally used for gamecube/wii, and project64 with the AQZ netplay plugin is used for N64.

games are great. go play some games.

grimm-jimm:

??? 🤔

littleplumptin:

What can I say, I love Samus’s new suit.

hellsite-yano:

“"wasting”“ company time is based actually

Trads discovering the word “neoliberalism” was a mistake.

It’s synonymous with “degeneracy” to them, and now they can pretend to be politically literate by couching it terms of class politics. Not saying people should stop saying it, but it’s telling how desperate trads are.

le-sad-demiurge:

jooshthepunished:

jooshthepunished:

Wow dad you wanna get egged huh…

Legit question why not just mount a fucking cannon on the porch and fire 6lbs of Candy Corn at each Trick-Or-Treater?

I thought kids liked these??? I never cared about the Tootsie rolls but these are like the only bags with Tootsie pops in them, as well as the flavored tootsie rolls.

These candy bags are just mid, honestly. The guy who bought them could do a little better, like the one with all the Hershey candies.

kellkyy:

mothgirl < MOTHMA’AM